So my next job opportunity appears to be as an Education Counselor with Investools. For those who don't know, Investools is an investor education company. And yes Clint, I know that you can clearly see what Investools is by looking at the above picture. I'm sure you also know that not all of my friends are God's gift to us here on earth. They aren't all in Mensa like you. I was trying to make it easier for the non-lawyers that read the blog.... asshole. Now where was I? Ah yes... investor education company. I have been trading the equity market for a while, and my flirting behavior with the forex market is becoming more of a heavy petting activity. Investools has played a huge role in my education and success as a trader. I have come to a place in my life where all I want to do is become a better trader, but I can't do that if I'm working some shit job. I have no desire to be a licensed broker, so what better way to learn more than by working for the company that is teaching me how to trade? As an Education Counselor I will be helping students in some part of the country with their trading, while trying to find an opportunity to increase their education. Here is the caveat... the headquarters for this company is in Salt Lake City, Utah. There are a lot of places that I would love to live, and Utah has never really been on that list. And its not the Mormons either. I am awed by the truckload of faith it takes to believe that filth.* I understand that it is a very beautiful area, but the idea of living an hour behind the real world kind of shakes me up. Nevertheless, I am oddly excited to move there. I have a couple of great friends that live in that area, so I wont be completely alone. Also, Lori and Brandon know that I would love to babysit for them! Brandi is being very supportive of the potential change. We haven't quite figured out the logistics of the wedding (among other things) if we end up moving out there, but I will keep you updated. By the way... we are getting married on April 21, but that is kind of pending now. You will know more when I know more.*(The opinions in this blog are the opinion of the author. They do not reflect the ideas or standards of the author's friend, parent, or subsidiary blogs.)
5 comments:
Ok, so if I'm not mistaken, and I rarely am, I have now officially been called an asshole in a blog. Hmmm . . .I'm not entirely certain how I feel about that, but like they say, "any publicity is good publicity," so thanks Ab.
I'm not really sure how I feel about the whole Salt Lake thing either, but I'll have to get back to you on that one.
I think Clint forgot how to spell his name...
Oh yay, oh yay, oh yay!!!! Oh my goodness, I'm so excited, you have no idea!!!!! Ahhhhh! Friends! Yay! People from normal places, yay! People who don't pronounce fork "fark", yay!
Seriously, you're really moving here? Don't play with me now, don't mess with a woman who's 9 months pregnant and has some freaky raging hormones. I'm going to need to call you and confirm this.
Freaking hilarious, yet another isssue of this fine bi-monthly journal, and it again failed to dissappoint. The blog and the comments are priceless from a most insulting compliment to the MorMons to clnt pratt never being wrong. Brilliant!
Now as far as Utah, What? What? Tape it? Are you kidding me?
On the contrary Benjamin. . . I said "rarely wrong," not never. You have all witnessed an anomaly, so you should feel blessed or cursed, one of the two.
Post a Comment